Humour

The Dogs of War

Not too long ago, me and three of my buddy, James, Johnny and Cameron, decided to build a robot akin to the ones we saw on television. I’m talking about the kind that you see in American shows with twirling blades and pounding hammers, which you pit against similar opponents in a battle ending in scrap parts.

We set about building our masterpiece, paying attention

Why Telkom Reigns Supreme

Driving down the road a few days ago, I noticed a massive spool of orange tubing occupying the street corner. Thinking nothing of it at the time, I continued on my merry way, oblivious of the gravity of what I had just seen.

The Blue Egg Story

So I bought this blue spotted egg from an Arabian priest on the side of the road who told me it would bring me good luck. Yeah right!! On second inspection, I’m pretty sure he was a homeless Asian with what looked like a dead camel, nevertheless he gave me a funny feeling so I just pulled my wallet out and paid him for the blue painted egg. Hey, it only cost me 5 bucks.

Follow the white rabbit

When I was first employed full time as a developer the boss said we where looking for someone with an eye twitch because they are smart and left brain thinkers.